I wish I had a friend like BROccoli.
Look at that hair how can you not love him
Here’s chapter 26.
Mediafire Link <- Might be broken(?)
Megaupload Link
News: Going to take a small break right now because I’m kind of tired, so look forward to the next chapter in a few hours, maybe around 6:00 PST. Thanks guys.
Edit: Mediafire seems to be shitting on me again, for some unknown reason. It worked for me just fine after I uploaded it but maybe it dies because it gets hammered or something? Anyone have any ideas?
Edit2: I don’t think I’m banned or anything because I can still login and stuff
Emergency Exit's Release Blog 
God I love you man!
F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5,F5
It seems like I am not the only one who waiting for the next chapter anxiously.
You are a fucking beast. Keep up the work!
You update faster than the friggin news
I’ve made you my homepage for this week
I praise this group as God for their fast releases! I am but a loathsome leecher so I may not be even worthy enough to be even attempting contact to you like this…No! Even the word “you” is too foul of a word to use! ~OH! KAMI-SAMA! *Bows humbly at the presence of such a noble existence*
just epic!!!! good work man!
no, man, you’re the bro.
somehow mediafire fails again. did you get reported or something?
@AEthura
he’s just a lonesome cowboy.
I’m amazed at the great quality of these translations, even when they’re coming at this rate. I’d dare to say that they’re better than the old translators. Thanks a lot!
This chapter was great but it was a huge cliffhanger. Waiting to see what happens to Squirrel-Girl too.
Great work, guys! Thank you so much for continuing with this excellent series.
@Current chapter:
I loathe Kitahara, but she looked so pitiful there that I cannot really stand hating her. :(
Man, Nagaoka is such a cool dude – hopefully he’ll remain the cool cheery guy all through the end of the series.
man, thanks a lot, I’m in tears~ you’re one of the best scanlators out there, you start a project, then stay dedicated til the end~
Thanks! Can’t wait till the next chapter.
I love you man
You deserve a break, bro. Even if it is a cliffhanger ending.
Thanks for doing the updates so quick. I love you man.
You are a god amongst men. Thanks for the chapter, bro.
Looks like the other group translating the series is quite offended by your “unethical behavior”, like doing your job better and faster than them! But I hope you will not be affected by unnecessary translator drama. Keep up the great work!
Hidoi’s been givin him quite a lot of shit recently, just want to post and say you have my support and don’t let those cuntscabs get to ya, nowadays scanlators just care about balljerking each other, but EE keeps it legit with keeping up with the fan’s demands!
Go EE!
for some reason i can’t download any file from mediafire for now… they start to piss me off…
keep it up bro, don’t let it bother u, we still have megaupload on our side
To whom it may concern,
I’m currently working on the Onani Master Kurosawa scanlation team and I would appreciate it if you stopped with this translation. We have been working on this project for quite some time now, and feel that it would be unfair if you were to pick it up where we took a break.
If you do not comply, we may have to press legal actions against this illegitimate site and the illegal translations of Onani Master Kurosawa.
Thank you for your time.
^ Actually the funniest thing I’ve read in forever.
^Hahaha, are you fucking kidding? You want a guy, who does a better job than you, to stop his scanlation so we, the reader, have to wait another month for one chapter? Weren’t you the ones who said: “We are just doing it for the readers”? I see where this is heading. Oh man, you really made me laugh with that one.
Just ingore that fucker, EE. Keep up your awesome work, we love you man <3
Hi guys, it’s Hidoi from the SakuraHana translation team again. I’d like to apologize for being so controversial with scans. We at SH realize that it’s is about the fans, and as opposed to being up in arms about the matter, we should admire the efforts of a fellow translator. Yes, we have many scans we are working on, and while we’d like to do them all very quickly, we realize that quality should come first. And that’s what this person is providing for you all.
So once again, I apologize for making such a big deal out of this. We hope you enjoy the manga, you shouldn’t hear from us again.
Wow, what an asshole. I love this bit:
>and while we’d like to do them all very quickly, we realize that quality should come first.
Somehow trying to say that this guys work is rushed and not of as good of quality as SakuraHana would have done them.
Haha, get your head out of your ass.
Its pretty obvious its a troll from the fact he called himself Hidoi from the Sakurahana translation group, Sakurahana is the board Hidoi Translations scans are on, but hey, i guess its funnier this way.
If you go to their site you will see how butthurt those guys are over this.
^That’s a joke, right? You know that all translations are illegal without the permission of the copyright holder, even Hidoi, even though they were the first?
I’m just posting to say thanks for your hard work, you’re doing what countless people have wanted after another translation group gave up half way through. Thanks again.
GROUP!? EE is a one man wrecking crew. He doesn’t need a fucking group.
Fuck those faggots at Hidoi.
Not to mention this is a freely available doujinshi.
It’s fine that they take awhile to scan and tran, but to complain one someone else picks up their slack is some whack fucking bullshit.
fuck ’em
you rock EE
oh god, hidoi is cracking me up. They’re up their ass so much that they actually believe they own the rights to translate and publish onani master, and when someone else starts scanlating it’s apparently illegal and should be immediately shut down.
Here’s a tip hidoi: translate faster!
You should’ve learned about supply and demand in school like every normal person has.
and to EE: keep up the good work, you’re working like a train and you deserve that break.
NICE JOB.
…you scanlating juggernaut…
If that “Hidoi” guy up there ain’t a troll, then he seriously needs to STFU and GTFO.
Hidoi are so fucking slow and this EE guy here releases new chapters fast like a motherfucking somehtingIdontknow, so the one that should stop translating Onani master is Hidoi.
We just want the next episode as fast as possible, and EE seem to be the right man for the job.
“hurr durr we is makin HQ tranyslation and scanlations”
Who gives a fuck about a few pixels and perhaps a misspelling or two? As long as you understand what they’re saying no one gives a crap. Butthurt dramafaggots.
EE is okay, I don’t see what the bi–HOLY SHIT HE’S SCANALATING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
BEST TRANSLATOR EVER
You are the best. I’d let you onani in my bathroom stall if I owned a school
Incredible, I am F5’ing like a maniac.
Seriously awesome work.
I’m not getting tired of thanking you after every chapter.
Awesome. Keep up the good work, man! Hidoi couldn’t have done it better than you!
Mediafire seems to be shitting on me again, for some unknown reason. It worked for me just fine after I uploaded it but maybe it dies because it gets hammered or something? Anyone have any ideas?
The problem has nothing to do with Mediafire, or your account with Mediafire, getting hammered. The actual cause of the problem is a routing issue in Mediafire’s network of servers. I ran into the same problem a couple of weeks ago with two of their servers. They were quick to fix one, but it took a few days to correct the other one. I noticed yesterday that the routing issue has returned, but on a different server, and contacted them a few hours ago telling them about it. If you copy and save the actual download link, and not the page link, you can check it later to see if they’ve changed the routing to the file. This is the present download link:
http://download463.mediafire.com/jgmmam9ahmrg/mu4wvy4kmcn/%5BEE%5D-Onani+Master+Kurosawa+26.rar
“download463” is the DNS subdomain used for routing. You want to pay more attention to that than the rest of the link. If that changes, then they’ve changed the routing to the file which should correct access to the file. If it hasn’t changed, try the link to see if they’ve fixed the routing to that server without being forced to change servers. Once or twice a day is all you need to check.
On Mediafire’s behalf, apparently account holders, including free accounts, don’t notify them about these issues, so they’re unfortunately going to keep running into this specific routing issue until it’s resolved for all servers they’re networking. The nice thing is that even though it took over a week to re-route file access for two servers, they did listen to what I had to say, and did fix the problems. Hopefully they’ll do the same again, and the file will be available for download reasonably soon.
thanks again you’re amazing man
Thanks for the chapters. You’re a beat.
Geez, just ignore that “Hidoi” guy. He’s obviously trolling…
And it’s kinda annoying that there are people in here that start insulting the scanlation group “Hidoi!”. If it weren’t for them you wouldn’t even know of this excellent manga.
I appreciate faildoor’s efforts in bringing us this series way faster than most other scanlation groups. This release isn’t worse than the MQ-raws (nor is it better) I have so I don’t have any problems reading it.
Hopefully Hidoi doesn’t lose motivation because of this release but one chapter a month is, to put it bluntly, slow. Sure, there is that quality thing and groups often have more than one project but I compare it with anime fansubs. Most groups are able to release one episode every one or two weeks. And it’s not really easy to work on those (working on some myself). Why starting several projects if you don’t have enough staff to work on it? Sadly it’s mostly a problem among scanlation groups so fans are really happy when some guy like faildoor/EE(?) pops out of nowhere.
Well, it would’ve been nice of faildoor if he let Hidoi know about his intentions beforehand but I doubt Hidoi would’ve approved of it any way.
LONG LIVE EMERGENCY EXIT!!!
HE MAKES SPEEDY GONZALES LOOK LIKE REGULAR GONZALES etc etc
anon here
just want to say hidoi
fuck your shit you trolling faggot
please continue your wonderful work EE!!
lol, guys, please, enough of the flamming towards hidoi, whether he/she was fake or really from hidoi, in his/her second post, he apologized, so please let him/her be already, and thanks as usual for the releases EE, please, as all your fans said, keep it up, thanks.
good job EE
almost there… which chapter is the ending? 32 or something?
just keep the good job, the trolling will obviously stop when you done scanlated it all
but all of you guys, you didn’t have to mock hidoi you know… what if all of the sakurahana project were stopped and they pulled up a mob, more scalations will be stuck I bet; I don’t want that
Hey, if you are having problems with the free upload websites I would be more than willing to offer my webhost for you to upload them to.
Ive added my e-mail so if you are intrested please do get in touch, if not I understand.
Thanks for all the hard work!
Shit, normally when I post my comment theres only like 10 others, today theres 40, obviously the llegion is growing.
On the chapter, it seems like Kitahara is having some emotional breakdowns, and i still reckon Nagaoka has a hidden agenda.
Thanks for the usual high speed scan, keep up the great work, and fuck Hidoi Translations.
Great job EE…hope to get MORE till end of the final volume which is volume 4…….craving for it……
to hidoi:
reader doesn’t care who translate but appreciate who done the work faster…still..the quality to me doesn’t matter as long as it is not very low quality…>_>
Your a hero. Getting this shit done this fast is great. Keep up the good work!
Daily Release of THIS!!?!?! I’D GIVE YOU THE NOBEL PRIZE!
oh yeah..another awesome release..
thanks guys :D
really appreciate your work =)
Keep up the great work, just ignore Hidoi and their childish whining.
thanxs man, you’re the master!
thanks for the release. Huh, there’s no cum anymore? Eww… The cum is over… Maybe Kurosawa will get cum for real in the future.. XD
keep it up, guys. I can’t wait for the next chapters.
really you are god!! XD, I can’t wait, I want more, really thanks
waiting for more
Eddie 316 from Mexico
your releases are very very much appreciated! every release gives me a stroke LOL
The “Hidoi” guy is just a troll, since ALL hidoi members would use their own nick instead of cowardly using scanlation group’s name. Also there are no idiots that would say anything about “legal actions” in case of unlicensed manga.
About the quality, as I saw many people saying that it’s “better”. Please compare hidoi’s release with EE release. Our releases are quality releases, while EE’s releases are speed releases. What’s the difference? In EE releases, in cleaning there is no leveling, or image quality improvement, just cleaning bubbles (in hidoi releases there are these 2 things). Also, typesetting: use of just one font and color, no matter what kind of text, while in hidoi there is grey instead of black for thoughts, fonts depending on what kind of texts there are (though mostly just one font is used in kurosawa too, as nearly all, if not all texts are in bubbles).
I’m not saying that all to prove that hidoi is better, we just release different type of scanlations. As most leechers don’t see the difference between HQ/MQ/LQ, they just prefer speed releases like the ones EE gives. So I will say it once again, I’m NOT saying EE’s releases are worse, they are just different type.